Grandma Williams out of the blue from the dinner table yells at half the family watching ice dancing in the other room.
"There is no off switch for his meanness."
Griff commenting on some horrible thing grandpa said to me this morning
What was the guzzle the other day?
Griff to Aidan recalling his latest feat of water drinking
"Dad your pants are unzipped" "...And they are soaking wet"
Grandma points out Bumpa's fly and he responds.
"Just take a penny leave a penny you know?"
Aidan after explaining he used a homeless mans bag to pick up the shit that Chayce took in the mans living quarters.
"Just soak yoself just soak yoself yeah"
Aidan
From trials to tribulations...it truly is a spectrum
Aidan
"Do you have his text number?"
Erin
"Scoop away bitch"
Griff to Keelan after learning he got his first job at an Ice Cream shop
"When your on a diet you realize the worlds not with you"
Bumpa
"The penios on the sandwich are raging"
Brady at Jersey Mikes Subs
"Do you have a notebook with binoculars on it?" "Yeah" "Well that and an onion are on your bed"
Nick Ertola asks Keelan a question after cleaning the entire house
My impression of you has changed a lot.
Claire I. after having several classes together and never really hanging out, she finally says to Keelan.
"The weird thing is...part of my tongue doesn't work"
Griff
"We don't know a LAN"
Diana after walking past Keelans new car and seeing only the second part of his name written across the car windows (Happy Birthday Keelan)
My life is theatrical in ways that I don't even understand
Jack on mooning the girls abroad
"My mouths been really through it"
Jack on his dental trauma, which included having his teeth pulled with braces on among many other horrific mouth based events.
"I just chew on the flavor then spit them out"
Rebecca Toy on sunflower seeds
"My default stress activity is cooking then cleaning then cooking again"
Anna Rizza in Keelan's kitchen
"How does one be a good squirrel"
Sabrina